{"id":10512,"date":"2021-07-05T21:39:45","date_gmt":"2021-07-05T21:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/?p=10512"},"modified":"2021-07-06T19:55:47","modified_gmt":"2021-07-06T19:55:47","slug":"are-birds-even-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/05\/are-birds-even-real\/","title":{"rendered":"Are birds even real?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, it&#8217;s totally plausible. I&#8217;ve never even seen a falcon in real life and there is a lot of documentation about how birds are not even real. I dunno, I&#8217;m stupid, what do I know, I try to keep a open mind.<\/p>\n<p>The crows around where I live seem smart, like almost too smart, like they are not actual birds. If birds are not real then fuck the falcons. The birds, the fake fucking shitty birds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, it&#8217;s totally plausible. I&#8217;ve never even seen a falcon in real life and there is a lot of documentation about how birds are not<span class=\"excerpt-hellip\"> [\u2026]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":10569,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10512"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10513,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10512\/revisions\/10513"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}