{"id":10518,"date":"2021-07-05T21:56:55","date_gmt":"2021-07-05T21:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/?p=10518"},"modified":"2021-07-06T19:53:42","modified_gmt":"2021-07-06T19:53:42","slug":"i-dont-like-seahawks-either","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/05\/i-dont-like-seahawks-either\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t like seahawks either"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s another shitty fucking bird.<\/p>\n<p>Do you know what, there isn&#8217;t even a thing actually called a seahawk? It&#8217;s just a fucking bullshit name.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/science-nature\/14-fun-facts-about-sea-hawks-180949528\/<\/p>\n<p>Look, I&#8217;m quoting a fucking museum so if you wanna argue with you me, go hard.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1. There&#8217;s no such thing as a &#8220;seahawk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Seattle franchise might spell it as one word, but biologists don&#8217;t. In fact, they don&#8217;t even use the term to refer to one particular species.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This web site isn&#8217;t about football at all but that&#8217;s the first thing listed. I posted here earlier about how birds are not real but we literally have the Smithsonian saying they are not real.<\/p>\n<p>Write your counsel person and ask them to look into this.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me fucking started about ravens, they are just crows but they got a fucking stupid name after the one hit wonder Edgar Allan Poe&#8217;s the Raven.<\/p>\n<p>Also that was a stupid book, what the fuck was that even about.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Once upon a midnight dreary, while I was intercepted or tackled, weak and weary,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Only good thing that came out of that city was The Wire and it was just a documentary about how shitty it was there. You make New Orleans look good and well maintained and governed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s another shitty fucking bird. Do you know what, there isn&#8217;t even a thing actually called a seahawk? It&#8217;s just a fucking bullshit name. https:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/science-nature\/14-fun-facts-about-sea-hawks-180949528\/ Look,<span class=\"excerpt-hellip\"> [\u2026]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":10567,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10518"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10519,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10518\/revisions\/10519"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fuckthefalcons.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}